"Yesterday, in a highly debated
election, 95 percent of Crimea voted to secede from Ukraine and join Russia.
Yeah, 95 percent voted to join Russia. Even Kim Jong Un said, 'Yeah,
right.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Things have gotten very tense
between the U.S. and Russia. In fact, during a speech today Vladimir Putin
criticized the U.S. for thinking it's 'always right.' Then he went back to
organizing an election where you can't vote 'No.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"This
week RNC Chairman Reince Priebus said the GOP still isn't where it needs to be
to win the White House in 2016. Yeah, it's not where it should be — kind of
like the letters in 'Reince Priebus.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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