"General Petraeus is telling his friends he screwed up
royally by having an affair with his biographer. Well, duh! If you want to keep
an affair secret, don't have sex with the woman who's writing your life
story." –Jay Leno
"Since losing the election, Mitt Romney is reportedly
bored. After hearing this, Ann Romney said, 'You're bored? I'm sitting around
all day with Mitt Romney.'" –Conan O'Brien
"A lot of dissension among conservatives. One of the
leaders of the Tea Party has resigned
after a major split in the movement. The Tea Party is now divided between angry
whites and even angrier whites." –Conan O'Brien
John Hulse painting
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