"CIA
director General David Petraeus resigned Friday after it was revealed he was
having an affair with the woman who wrote his biography, 'All In.' Of course
when they first started working on the book, it was called, 'Just The
Tip.'" –Seth Meyers
"Republicans still will not admit that they underestimated
the power of the Hispanic vote. As a matter of fact, Latinos are calling this
Cinco Denio." –David Letterman
"The movie 'Lincoln' opened over the weekend. It's getting
unbelievable reviews. It's so authentic. Daniel Day-Lewis plays Lincoln. Sally
Field plays Mary Todd Lincoln. John McCain plays himself." –Jay Leno
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