"Mitt Romney was
photographed at a gas station in San Diego filling up his car, then
he was spotted later in the day at Disneyland. See, that's
when you know you're rich – when you can afford to fill up your car with
gas and go to Disneyland on the same day." –Jay Leno
"President Obama had
lunch with Mitt Romney. There was
an awkward moment when Romney looked around and said, 'So how much do you want
for the place.'" –Conan O'Brien
"The man who got the Mitt
Romney face tattoo is having it removed because he said 'Romney has no dignity.'
Once you get a face tattoo, you're no longer allowed to talk about
dignity." –Conan O'Brien
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