"President Obama defeated Mitt Romney last night. We know
this for sure despite the fact that the returns from Florida still have not
been counted. What goes on in Florida? They had four years to fix this. We need
to make sure Florida never gets the Olympics." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Today everyone was busy looking at all the different
numbers, trying to figure out who voted for which candidate. President Obama
beat Mitt Romney by 38 points among single women. They say it’s because of
Obama’s final campaign slogan, 'Hope and Pinot Grigio.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"The president also got help in the election last night
with 70 percent of the Jewish vote. When Jewish voters heard their support for
Obama was so high, they were like, 'Eh, coulda been better.'" –Jimmy
Fallon
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