"They are still counting votes in Florida. They're still
counting votes even though the election is no longer in doubt and the people
who cast them are no longer living." –Conan O'Brien
"Taco Bell is going to start selling nachos and chicken
nuggets wrapped in a tortilla. In other words, thank God we're going to keep
Obamacare." –Conan O'Brien
"I always wonder what the day after the election is like
for the candidate who loses. You get so close to becoming the most powerful
person in the world and just like that, you wake up hoping to get a call from
'Dancing With the Stars.'" –Jimmy Kimmel
"I'm checking for updates on the campaign's 'I'm with
Mitt' app. It still works, and it lets you take photos with little messages
that show your support for Mitt Romney. I tweeted this one today – 'I'm With
Mitt.' Then later, 'I'm Standing With Mitt.' And eventually, 'I'm In The Fetal
Position With Mitt.'" –Stephen Colbert
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