But I think we can rule out Kim Kardashian

"A woman said she had an affair with Herman Cain that lasted 13 years. I don't know who the accuser is, but I think we can rule out Kim Kardashian." –Jimmy Fallon 



"Another woman has come forward. Herman Cain is starting to look like a black Tiger Woods." –Jimmy Kimmel



"Herman Cain is making news again. His poll numbers are down, but the number of women he's polling is up." –Jay Leno



"Herman Cain's latest accuser, a woman named Ginger White, said the affair with Herman Cain lasted for 13 years. She knew Herman Cain was married. Just as the other four women who accused him of sexual harassment, they knew Herman Cain was married. In fact, the only one who didn't realize Herman Cain was married was Herman Cain." –Jay Leno

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