Between his marriage, his mistresses and...

"Herman Cain is now reassessing his candidacy. Apparently between his marriage, his mistresses and sexually harassing these other women, there’s no time to campaign." –Jay Leno



"You know what we should do? We should set up Herman Cain with that woman with the pepper spray at Walmart. She'd slow him down." –Jay Leno

“This new woman says the affair was consensual. I’d say things are looking up.” –Stephen Colbert on Herman Cain


‎"13 years!? That is an admirable commitment to the woman with whom you are violating your spousal commitment with." –Jon Stewart on Herman Cain 

John Hulse painting