Harass four, you get the fifth free!

"You're here on a special night because everybody in the balcony tonight is a Herman Cain accuser." –David Letterman



"Four women have accused Herman Cain of being inappropriate. That's got to remind him of the deal he offered back when he ran pizza joints: Harass four, you get the fifth free." –Craig Ferguson



"The latest castoff from 'Dancing With the Stars,' Herman Cain is here with us tonight. No, wait, I'm sorry. That's a joke from next year." –Jimmy Kimmel

John Hulse painting