Her exact words were, "I'm going to run for president in 2012."

"An audio recording from five years ago has been released of Michele Bachmann predicting the end of the world. Her exact words were, 'I'm going to run for president in 2012.'" –Conan O'Brien



"MSNBC suspended one of their commentators for calling President Obama a bad name. Meanwhile, Fox News suspended one of their commentators for not calling President Obama a bad name." –Conan O'Brien 



"Donald Trump has a new grandchild. Today, he demanded to see its birth certificate." –David Letterman



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