Visibility was so bad that police were hassling white people...

"In Arizona they had a dust storm that was two miles high and 15 miles wide. It looked like something out of a movie. In Arizona they said visibility was so bad that police were hassling white people." –Bill Maher



"I was sure that the Republican plan to fix the economy by defaulting on the national debt would work, but apparently it didn't. The unemployment rate is now at 9.2%, which is scary because experts say 9.5 is the point at which people are desperate enough to consider Michele Bachmann." –Bill Maher

"If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you're a dumbass. And if you can look at the deficit and not see that the problem is that the rich stopped paying taxes, you're a Republican." –Bill Maher