"I think I know now why we are occupying Iraq. In case we have to sell America and move to a smaller country." –Bill Maher
"Everybody needs to just calm down (about Carmageddon). They're fixing a stretch of the roadway. It's an unpleasant bit of business that we have to get through – sort of like the way Michele Bachmann's husband thinks about sex with his wife." –Bill Maher
John Hulse painting
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