On
Friday, despite our trade wars, tension in the South China Sea, and Chinese
hacking attacks, President Obama gave President Xi Jinping a full South Lawn
welcome, where the Chinese president greeted every White House staffer by name
and bank account. –Stephen Colbert
The
president of China announced an agreement today aimed at limiting greenhouse
gas emissions. Yes, China is limiting their greenhouse gas emissions, bringing
them down from their current level of "infinite." –Stephen Colbert
