They are no longer beyond my comprehension (or, as it’s also known, a toothpick)

In Ireland, a crashed truck released 15,000 live crabs. Scientists say it was the biggest release of crabs since Hunter Biden left his jeans in an Old Navy dressing room. —Greg Gutfeld

President Trump visited his dentist in Florida over the weekend. It was just a standard checkup. He got a cleaning, a fluoride treatment, and another cognitive test. A Florida dentist – or, as it’s also known, a toothpick. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

it’s inappropriate for my doctor to give prostate exams while riding a Segway

Trump wanted to know what the hardest part has been, and astronaut Peggy Whitson explained, “Having to deal with the dark, empty vacuum of nothingness.” But she then continued, “As soon as this call is over, I’ll be fine.” –James Corden

A dentist in Alaska is in hot water over a video of him pulling a patient’s tooth while riding a hoverboard. Now he could face criminal charges — not for the tooth, just for being an adult on a hoverboard. –James Corden

The dentist got in trouble for this? Next you’re gonna tell me it’s inappropriate for my doctor to give prostate exams while riding a Segway. –James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats