They are no longer beyond my comprehension (or, as it’s also known, a toothpick)

In Ireland, a crashed truck released 15,000 live crabs. Scientists say it was the biggest release of crabs since Hunter Biden left his jeans in an Old Navy dressing room. —Greg Gutfeld

President Trump visited his dentist in Florida over the weekend. It was just a standard checkup. He got a cleaning, a fluoride treatment, and another cognitive test. A Florida dentist – or, as it’s also known, a toothpick. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”