I never thought I'd be this eager to put my pants on (Oh, and has anyone seen my dignity?)

Later this month, Google will be testing its new self-driving minivans. The vehicles can do all the functions of a human driver, except wonder, "Christ, how did I end up driving a minivan?" –Conan O’Brien

Mitt Romney tweeted that it was “an honor” to be considered for secretary of state. Romney then tweeted, “Oh, and has anyone seen my dignity?” –Conan O’Brien

President Clinton is expected to be released from the hospital and he'll be allowed to go home. Clinton was excited about it and said I never thought I'd be this eager to put my pants on. --Conan O’Brien 9/10/2004

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Now he's gone the extra step of saying he would rather lose an election than win an election!

   

"Just a few hours ago, Senator John McCain stood up and showed us he has the grit and resolve to lead America through this dark time! [on screen: McCain announcing he will suspend his campaign and return to Washington]. He is suspending his campaign! I, for one, cannot think of anything more presidential than suspending your presidential campaign! 

Being president demands suspending all kinds of things! Habeas corpus. Gitmo prisoners. Now McCain can focus all of his attention on fixing this economic meltdown. He knew suspending his campaign was the only answer when he saw these frightening numbers! [on screen: McCain's 'poll numbers' in severe decline]. No, Jimmy, the other frightening numbers! 

[on screen: the Wall Street numbers in severe decline]. Of course, cynics are going to say that McCain is just using this crisis to appear presidential while ducking Friday's first presidential debate. Well, he does not care about politics, folks! 

Remember, McCain once famously said he would rather lose an election than lose a war. Now he's gone the extra step of saying he would rather lose an election than win an election!" --Stephen Colbert

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