“The Shell chemical plant that Trump visited uses a controversial practice that alarms environmentalists called fracking for plastic. O.K., O.K., now he’s just trolling us. He’s just jamming together the two worst words a liberal can think of. [As Trump] ‘After fracking for plastic, I’m going to go gun littering, and then I think we’ll be drilling for racism.’” --Stephen Colbert
“Actually, Trump was excited to visit the Shell chemical plant, because ‘Shell Chemical’ is his brand of hair spray.” --Jimmy Fallon
“In other presidential news, yesterday, Democratic front-runner Joe Biden landed a key endorsement from former Congressman Dick Swett. I kid you not, that’s his name: Dick Swett. Of course, Dick Swett shows up during the hottest time of the year.” --James Corden
“We know two things about Dick Swett. One, he’s a well-respected New Hampshire Democrat, and two, his parents absolutely hated him.” --James Corden
“Congressman Dick Swett, Do you really hate the name Richard that much?” --Jimmy Kimmel
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
