"The Wall Street Journal reports that a new Harris poll shows that President Bush's approval rating is at an all-time low of just 28%. In fact, it was so bad that today Alberto Gonzales said he's thinking about resigning ... just so he doesn't have to be seen standing with him."--Jay Leno
"Today is Arbor Day. Down at the White House, a confused President George W. Bush planted an Easter egg." --David Letterman
"Tomorrow Saddam Hussein would have been 70 years old. If you're looking for a gift, he could really use an air conditioner." --David Letterman
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
