An army of sheep led by a lion (I think Republican)

December 2012

"According to a new poll, most Americans think Santa Claus is a Democrat – which is really odd because when I think of a fat, old white man who hires unskilled labor, I think Republican." -Conan O'Brien

"Christmas is less than two weeks away. I do most of my shopping online. But I hire someone too honk and scream obscenities at me while I'm doing it so I get the whole holiday shopping experience." –Jimmy Kimmel

"A new poll revealed that 44 percent of Americans think Santa is a Democrat and 28 percent believe he is a Republican. And the other 28 percent said to please stop bothering me with stupid questions. " –Jimmy Kimmel

"The fact of the matter is Santa isn't a Democrat or a Republican. In fact, Santa isn't even an American. I have news for you. The real Santa is Chinese. You think elves are the ones making that plastic crap we give our kids? No. Chinese people are." –Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

you’re taking helicopter parking spots away from everybody in this country! (An army of sheep led by a lion)

December 2020

“The president has, however, traveled to Georgia, where he hosted a largely mask-less rally to support Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue, the two Republican senators on the ballot in the state’s 5 January runoff election. Trump is claiming that he’s worked ‘harder than I’ve ever worked in my life’ to overturn the election: I’m sure an exhausted nurse working a double shift at a Covid ward was psyched to hear the president bragging that he’s working double shifts scream-tweeting at Fox News and sending his mask-less gargoyle lawyer [Rudy Giuliani] to spray Covid spittle on local elected officials while riding shotgun with witnesses too loony for the Joker.” —Seth Meyers

“Yet another huge blow to the president’s coup attempt as the state of Georgia recertified its election results, once again finding a Biden victory after two recounts. Well, like the saying goes: third time’s the same as the first and the second time, only much more humiliating. But don’t feel left out, Mr President – Biden may have won the Peach state, but you got impeached, and that will never go away.” —Stephen Colbert

“Clearly Donald Trump is only going to be of limited help. But the GOP senators haven’t been able to help themselves. Both Republican candidates are in hot water over large stock trades made during the pandemic. Asked in a debate last week whether US senators should be allowed to trade stocks, Kelly Loeffler – or, robot Ann Coulter – deflected with a vague tirade against attacks on the American dream. You gotta love how shady rich people always try to act like attacking them is attacking everybody. ‘If you take away my helicopter parking spot, you’re taking helicopter parking spots away from everybody in this country!’” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”