Out of touch and cowardly (it’s draining energy from his eyelids)

Donald Trump has been snoozing during meetings. To America first patriots, it’s clear he’s simply closing his eyes so he can picture everyone naked. Not for sexual reasons – it’s just to calm his nerves for when it’s his turn to talk. He’s thinking so hard with his brain that it’s draining energy from his eyelids. —Seth Meyers

On Wednesday, Trump bragged about the length of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool by showing it side by side with American skyscrapers. One thing we know for sure is that Trump is definitely obsessed with size, whether it’s sex or construction. None of Trump’s work on the pool changed its size. “These are among the tallest buildings in the world,” said Trump. “If you lay [Chicago’s Sears Tower] on its side, it would take two or three of them to fill it in.” You’ve got to hand it to him: that really is impressive. Or it would be if the reflecting pool was fucking vertical! You’re not allowed to compare horizontal to vertical. If that was the case, I-90 crushes the reflecting pool. This is the stuff Trump really cares about. Renovating the reflecting pool, putting his cronies in charge of intelligence agencies … Meanwhile prices are soaring, the Iran war is a disaster. Trump is screwing us so badly it’s almost like he’s running a sex toy company. —Seth Meyers

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