It’s gonna be a long party. Go slow. (out of alignment)

When I was eighteen my friend Tim and I, we packed up his Volare

and we moved from Minnesota to Florida. We wanted to move to

Texas but the front end of his car was out of alignment.

--Mitch Hedberg

A lot of radio stations, they like to use  frequency numbers to count down the days of summer. Like FM 107 will celebrate 107 days of summer. You know AM stations can't do this. We are AM 1610 celebrating the sixteen-hundred and ten days of the next four and a half years. It’s gonna be a long party. Go slow. —Mitch Hedberg

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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