On Tuesday, Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor of New York City. He was elected mayor despite his opponent, Andrew Cuomo, receiving endorsements from Donald Trump and Eric Adams, which is like trying to bring a girl home by saying, "Not to brag, but I have hepatitis B and C.” —Colin Jost
A video has gone viral of a man in Mexico coming up behind President Claudia Sheinbaum and trying to kiss and grope her. So, no, Andrew Cuomo’s not taking the loss well. —Colin Jost
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