What walks on two cankles in the morning, rides a golf cart in the afternoon and is totally in the Epstein files? (Oval Office chimney)

On Tuesday, Congress approved a bill ordering the Justice Department to release all files related to its investigation of Jeffrey Epstein, the sex offender whose famous friends over the years included Donald J. Trump. Of course, this vote doesn’t mean the Epstein files will be released right away. The bill now has to go to the Senate, where it may be amended. And if it’s passed there, and amended, it would go back to the House, where it has to cross a river, and under the bridge is a troll, and to get by the troll, you have to answer his riddle: ‘What walks on two cankles in the morning, rides a golf cart in the afternoon and is totally in the Epstein files?’ — Stephen Colbert

“After the vote was passed to release the Epstein files, white smoke emerged from the Oval Office chimney — ’cause Trump started burning them.” — Jimmy Fallon

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