He repaid the donor by having him for breakfast (he will be forced to stay married to three women)

A New Hampshire man is the latest to get a kidney transplant from a gene-edited pig. He repaid the donor by having him for breakfast. —Greg Gutfeld 

A North Carolina husband married to three women has been arrested on bigamy charges. If found guilty, he will be forced to stay married to three women. —Greg Gutfeld

So, Kamala Harris appeared on The View today. It took her 10 minutes before she realized it was Animal Planet. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”