The other 30% are either in a coma or in his cabinet. Or both. (The remaining 32% want to kick him right in the D)

President Trump’s favorability rating has been as low as 39%, the worst numbers since polling began. I gotta believe that’s hard to hear. Nothing Trump has done so far is particularly popular in any of these polls so far, but the thing that’s really dragging him down is his handling of the economy. An ABC poll found seven in 10 Americans thought the economy was “not so good” or “poor”. The other 30% are either in a coma or in his cabinet. Or both. —Stephen Colbert

Another poll showed that only 35% of Americans approve of Elon Musk. Perhaps related, Tesla’s income fell over 70% in the first quarter of the year. You cannot buy that kind of marketing. So Musk announced that starting in May, he will step back from the government and return to working with the company. Yes, he wants to be there personally at Tesla to offer all his most valued employees his sperm. —Stephen Colbert

In 100 days, how would the American people grade Donald Trump? According to a new NPR poll, 23% would give Trump an A grade, while 45% would give him the failing grade of F. The remaining 32% want to kick him right in the D. —Stephen Colbert

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