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American Airlines has introduced a new first-class option called Flagship Suites that features privacy doors, a cool-touch pillow, and a lie-flat bed. Which explains their new slogan: American Airlines. Get pregnant with us. —Colin Jost

A Lamborghini yacht off the coast of Miami Beach sank while carrying more than 30 social-media influencers. Like. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”