Today, Greenland offered to buy us (he's the Ozempic of the economy)

The stock market has lost $5 trillion dollars in three weeks. Trump, he's the Ozempic of the economy. Wow, 5 trillion dollars. Today, Greenland offered to buy us. —Bill Maher

There are CEOs out there begging Luigi Mangione to shoot them in the back of the head. —Bill Maher

Eggs are still so expensive. But we need eggs, what else are we going to throw at the Teslas. —Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”