Surprised but grateful (How'd Those People Get Beyond the Gates?)

Two people at a movie theater in Washington state watching Captain America Brave New World, were surprised when the theater ceiling collapsed on them. Surprised but grateful. —Colin Jost

CBS This week premiered the first daytime black soap opera called Beyond the Gates, and also a crossover white soap opera called How'd Those People Get Beyond the Gates? —Colin Jost

Dunkin’ Donuts announced that it will stop charging you more money if you ask for plant based milk in your coffee, but they will keep calling you a p*ssy. —Colin Jost

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”