That’s the country I pretend to be from when I’m traveling abroad (hawktuah-69-420)

During a news conference at Mar-a-Lago on Monday, President-elect Donald Trump said he would rename the Donald Trump “the Gulf of America”. I guess ‘Gulf of America’ does have a ring to it — as in, ‘There was another horrific oil spill in the Gulf of America.’ — Desi Lydic

“Donald Trump suggested he’ll consider using economic force to get Canada to become part of the United States. This is insane. Canada can’t become part of America. That’s the country I pretend to be from when I’m traveling abroad.” — Desi Lydic

“Well, welcome to the United States, Canada. Locker rooms are over there, our Wi-Fi password is ‘hawktuah-69-420,’ and you pay for health care now.” — Desi Lydic

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

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