she gives it two shots of Botox then stabs it in the back (complete sentence lying)

Thanksgiving is next week which means down in Washington the White House kitchen staff has to hide the gravy boats so Joe Biden doesn't crap in them. —Greg Gutfeld

Meanwhile Nancy Pelosi is preparing her Thanksgiving turkey. After stuffing the bird with breadcrumbs, celery and onion she gives it two shots of Botox then stabs it in the back. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”