She didn't bother showing the oven that Hansel and Gretel were pushed into (the doctors were able to successfully give him a third hand)

DiGiorno announced they are bringing back their frozen Thanksgiving pizza for the holidays. The pizzas are topped with turkey gravy, green beans, and the number for the National Suicide Hotline. —Michael Che

This week was National No Bra Day and it was a huge flop. —Michael Che

Researchers in Britain have discovered the first ever adult man with three penises, and after a long and complicated surgery, doctors were able to successfully give him a third hand. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”