He looks like he sleeps on one of those 7-Eleven hotdog rollers (their cat won’t accept their insurance)

Bill Clinton pointed out that he just turned 78, which means that he is still younger than Donald Trump. It’s just hard to tell as Clinton is ageing naturally and Trump looks like he sleeps on one of those 7-Eleven hotdog rollers. —Stephen Colbert 

A study has also shown that a large number of dog owners use their pets as therapists, but that is mostly because their cat won’t accept their insurance. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”