Some of us are trying to host a show here (I’m a bad boy, mommy!)

Stormy Daniels testified for three hours and 45 minutes, and things got off to an awkward start after the bailiff swore her in on a rolled-up Forbes magazine. When she raised her right hand, Trump instinctively shouted ‘I’m a bad boy, mommy!’ —Jimmy Kimmel

Before her testimony, Judge Juan Merchan assured the court that Daniels wouldn’t include graphic details. Now, that’s where I need to object. Yes, we do need to know the details. Some of us are trying to host a show here. —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”