he is clearly past his expiration date (not long)

The lights of the aurora borealis could be seen as far south as Florida, where Governor DeSantis immediately banned the sky for displaying a Pride flag. —Stephen Colbert

“Michael Cohen testified today that Donald Trump once asked him how long he’d be single if Melania were to leave him and said, ‘How long do you think I’d be on the market for? Not long.’ Coincidentally, ‘not long’ is how Stormy Daniels described it.” —Stephen Colbert

“But it’s true — he would be off the market soon. I mean, he is clearly past his expiration date.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”