That’s like giving Cruella DeVille the address of the local animal shelter (I think the system works)

There is news of Donald Trump’s latest gag order, in which the New York judge warned that Trump could lose access to his jurors’ names if he does anything to harm the integrity of the jury selection process. Why does he have access to the jurors’ names?! That’s like giving Cruella DeVille the address of the local animal shelter. —Seth Meyers

In a new fundraising email, Donald Trump Jr. warned that the New York attorney general, Letitia James, is trying to seize Trump Tower, and said that she is “seizing my boyhood home”. Boyhood home? It’s not a shack on the banks of the Mississippi! It’s weird to call something your boyhood home when it has a restaurant in the lobby. —Seth Meyers

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