you're still getting something impressive (and there’s no Kevin Bacon to save us)

I don’t think we really understand how crazy these kids are going to go if they kill TikTok. I mean, for teenagers, losing TikTok is a bigger deal than losing your virginity. I’m not kidding. This is like taking away all their imaginary friends at once. The House bill now heads to the Senate, which means that the fate of every tweenage TikTokker is in the hands of a bunch of old people with hotmail accounts. This is a big deal. This is like iPhone Footloose, and there’s no Kevin Bacon to save us. —Jimmy Kimmel

“Well, if you guys are worried about the Chinese gathering data on Americans, wait till you find out who makes the phones.” — Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html 

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