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In Virginia this weekend, Donald Trump walked on stage to a recording of the national anthem by the “J6 prison choir” of incarcerated insurrectionists. Man, these Trump rallies are fucking weird. They’re like half mega-church and half Comic-Con but with way worse merch. —Seth Meyers

“That’s right, the Supreme Court ruled that states cannot keep Trump off their ballots, which means that the Supreme Court remains the only place where Trump can win the popular vote.” — Seth Meyers

“Speaking of former President Trump, today the Supreme Court unanimously ruled that Colorado is not allowed to remove him from the 2024 ballot. Then out of habit, Trump immediately appealed the decision. He’s like, ‘This is a witch — oh, wait a minute, OK.’” — Jimmy Fallon

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