One in four Americans – about 68 million people – are expected to bet on Sunday’s big game. And when I say bet on the game, I mean bet on Taylor Swift. Among the things people can bet on: what color top Swift will wear, whether Travis Kelce will propose and win MVP, and whether or not Swift will be shown eating a hot dog. Let me say that there is no more important conversation a father can have with his child than sitting them down and explaining that he can’t go to college because Taylor Swift did not eat a hot dog at the Super Bowl in 2024. —Jimmy Kimmel
In political news, a federal appeals court in Washington DC unanimously rejected Donald Trump’s claim of immunity from all criminal charges during his presidency in a scathing 57-page ruling. It was a devastating moment for Trump, especially when Melania started clapping. —Jimmy Kimmel
“Trump’s campaign said that he respectfully disagrees with the ruling. Although, if Trump knew to respectfully disagree with a loss, he wouldn’t be on trial in the first place.” — Jimmy Fallon
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