I have the most possible knees (a man swam all the way across without dissolving)

President Trump will have his first physical exam as president this Friday. That story again, Trump will have his first-ever physical exam on Friday. “It turns out I have two knees. That’s the most. I have the most possible knees.” --Seth Meyers

Today was the 10th anniversary of the Miracle on the Hudson, when a U.S. Airways jet successfully made an emergency landing in the Hudson River. Not to be confused with the Miracle on the East River where a man swam all the way across without dissolving. --Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”