The Republican debate last night featured five candidates who look like they’re complaining to the manager at a Starbucks. The GOP ‘dopefuls’ were just happy to be on television. —Jimmy Kimmel
“Putting the Republican debate on opposite the C.M.A. awards — it makes no sense. It’s like putting lasagna up against a Swedish meatball.” — Jimmy Kimmel
The debate lineup – Vivek Ramaswamy, Nikki Haley, Tim Scott, Ron DeSantis and Chris Christie – notably did not include frontrunner Donald Trump. It’s a who’s who of who has no chance to beat Donald Trump. But for these five Republicans, the stakes were higher than lifts in a pair of Ron DeSantis’s boots. —Jimmy Kimmel
“It is ridiculous to have these debates without the frontrunner, the guy they’re trying to beat. I mean, you know things have gone sideways when you’re watching something and you’re thinking god, I wish Donald Trump was there.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Ivanka Trump testified in New York. Only in the Trump family does take your daughter to work day mean she’s forced to testify in court. Like her brothers, Ivanka pleaded ignorance, frequently answering with ‘I don’t recall’ – which is a phrase she picked up from her father when Eric asked when his birthday was.” —Jimmy Kimmel
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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