their old code of conduct, money up front, no kissing on the mouth (he is six years older than Israel)

Insiders are concerned that President Biden’s chances for re-election could be damaged by his unwavering support for Israel. But I think the bigger problem for Biden is that he is six years older than Israel. —Michael Che

The House Ethics Committee released its report on George Santos, seen here asking your grandma for her Social Security number, and concluded that there is substantial evidence that he used campaign funds for shopping and cosmetic procedures. Santos would have denied the allegations but he had to rest his new lips. —Michael Che

The Supreme Court is adopting a new code of conduct replacing their old code of conduct, money up front, no kissing on the mouth. —Michael Che

The man who attacked Nancy Pelosi’s husband with a hammer has been found guilty and is expected to be imprisoned until Trump’s first day back as president. —Michael Che

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