Please return to your home and cease rebellion (What are you in for?)

A House ethics report on the disgraced congressman George Santos found that he misspent campaign funds on Botox, lavish trips to Atlantic City, designer goods and “smaller purchases” on OnlyFans, among other things. It’s quite a list – Botox, Atlantic City, OnlyFans and designer goods. Is he a congressman or a lesser Kardashian? He’s got the shopping list of a 98-year-old oil tycoon’s 20-year-old wife. —Seth Meyers

“If there are any fans of stupidity and corruption out there, you have joined us on the right night, hours after the House ethics report on George Santos revealed that the disgraced New York congressman sought to fraudulently exploit every aspect of his House candidacy for his own personal financial profit and “brought severe discredit upon the House”. That is not easy to do. Because these days, the dignity of the House is slightly below a Golden Corral that just ran out of steak. —Stephen Colbert

“George Santos got caught spending campaign money on Botox and OnlyFans. And this is on top of him stealing credit cards, wire fraud and identity theft. When he goes to jail, and they ask him, ‘What are you in for?’ he’s going to be, like, ‘Everything!’” — Leslie Jones

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”