Every time Joe Biden has a birthday, it feels like a political misstep. It’s like why would you do that! You’re old enough! Given that age is a significant concern among voters, Biden’s advisers were reportedly torn on whether he should ignore the birthday or make jokes about it, and to be honest I’m still not sure which option they chos. At the White House’s annual turkey pardon on Monday, Biden joked he was too young to make it to the first event 76 years ago. Yeah … that isn’t helping at all. —Jimmy Kimmel
At a Donald Trump rally in Iowa over the weekend, representative Mike Sexton opened by citing one of his “great heroes”, the Star Wars character Yoda, then used a Yoda voice to claim the “dark side” was present in Biden. Ah, the stupid is strong with this one, isn’t it? I bet that kills at the 4H club, though. Doesn’t Yoda live in that swamp they all promised to drain? —Jimmy Kimmel
Joe Biden’s 60th birthday is now old enough to drink. —Jimmy Kimmel
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