I'm just saying that if Joe Biden was a balcony I wouldn't step out on him for a smoke (sucker punch)

The horse race it's not looking too good for President Biden. He’s now losing to all three of the top Republican contenders and there is something very bad politically looming for him next week. His birthday. He’s going to be 81 and we've never had a president who's 81. It doesn't mean he can’t do it, I'm just saying, I like the guy, but I'm just saying that if Joe Biden was a balcony I wouldn't step out on him for a smoke. —Bill Maher

Kevin McCarthy, the former speaker of the House was accused of sucker punching a fellow senator in the kidneys. It’s embarrassing watching these guys act all tough. Kevin McCarthy is so tough he’s got a tear tattoo for the time he killed Medicare. —Bill Maher

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