I hope he at least has the decency to find her a nice plot on the golf course (Not now, Jim)

Donald Trump’s sole remaining sister, Maryanne Trump Berry, died at 86, without a mention from her brother. I hope he at least has the decency to find her a nice plot on the golf course. —Jimmy Kimmel

“Tim Scott has suspended his campaign for president of the United States. But the announcement has really shaken up the race for fifth place.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, he knew it was the right decision when absolutely no one tried to talk him out of it.” — Jimmy Fallon

“South Carolina Senator Tim Scott announced that he has suspended his presidential campaign in a Fox News interview yesterday, and said he thinks the voters are telling him, ‘Not now, Tim.’ And I think he made the right call because half of them said, ‘Not now, Jim.’” — Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”