A lion walks up to a zebra and says,
"Hey zebra! You are a ridiculous looking animal!
You're black, you're white, you're half mule
and half donkey.
Look at me. I'm lean and I'm mean.
I'm King of the Jungle!"
The zebra shrugs off the insult and walks on...
The lion then comes upon a giraffe and says,
"Hey, giraffe! You are a ridiculous looking animal!
You gotta long neck and tiny antlers on the top
of your head!
Look at me. I'm lean and I'm mean.
I'm King of the Jungle!"
Finally, the lion comes upon a frog and says,
"Hey, frog! You are a ridiculous looking animal!
You're green and you're slimy.."
Before the lion could finish his next sentence
the frog says,
"Screw you! I've been sick!"
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