"Michelle Obama said the first car Barack picked her up in was so old, you could see the ground below them. Today, Ann Romney said the same thing about Mitt's first helicopter." –Conan O'Brien
"Earlier this week -- this is weird, I just found out about this -- Shaquille O'Neal stopped by the White House unannounced to see President Obama, but a Secret Service agent turned him away. That really happened. The agent told Shaq to make an appointment and to someday make a free throw." --Conan O'Brien
On Twitter last night, someone discovered that Republican Sen. Ted Cruz liked a tweet from a porn account. As you can imagine, that was one very embarrassing day for that porn account. –Conan O’Brien
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”

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