Sorry, but the Cheesecake Factory is way ahead of you (I like it...I like it)

“The point is at this time of national peril, we all have to do our part. And by do, I mean don’t. We all have to don’t our part. And there’s no country in the world more prepared for that than the USA. Turns out Americans weren’t lazy couch potatoes this whole time – all that sitting on our asses and watching TV was actually training to save the world.” —Stephen Colbert

Last night, we found out that the FBI has arrested a Coast Guard officer who was planning a rampage against democrats and journalists. When they raided his apartment they found a huge cache of ammunition and weapons. The officer in question, Christopher P. Hasson, once wrote in a letter, “I am a long time white nationalist, having been a skinhead 30 plus years.”  30 years? That is a long time. He is close to skinhead retirement. Soon he can cash in his 401KKK. In one letter Hasson wrote, “I am dreaming of a way to kill almost every last person on earth.” Sorry, but the Cheesecake Factory is way ahead of you. --Stephen Colbert

“Donald Trump’s not the only leader handling this crisis poorly, Colbert continued; the New York City mayor, Bill de Blasio, went to his local YMCA to work out on Monday morning, to much social media ridicule. Come on, Mr Mayor. Don’t you know that during an epidemic, it’s fun to stay at your H-O-M-E, Colbert said, to the tune of Y.M.C.A. Cause if you don’t, we’ll be D.E.A.D.” —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”