I think that's what he said, he was chewing a crayon (It's a job she's always dreamed of resigning from)

"Sarah Palin said she may run for the Senate. She said being a U.S. senator is a job she's always dreamed of resigning from." –Bill Maher

"Down in Texas Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He looked around and he said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned abortions to back alleys where it belongs, my work here is done.' I think that's what he said, he was chewing a crayon." –Bill Maher

"People in Florida are pretty worried about the Zimmerman acquittal. They're trying so hard to get black people to stay in their homes, it looks like election day down there." –Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”