He is the only one who realizes what a great job he's been doing (estimated time of travel will be, what looks like, 1,300 years)

"President Bush's approval ratings have taken somewhat of a dive. A senior slump, if you will. Leading President Bush to one conclusion: He is the only one who realizes what a great job he's been doing." --Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart, on past White House comments that Americans shouldn't change their energy consumption habits because the American lifestyle is "a blessed one" with "a bounty of resources": "If it's so blessed, why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?"

 

"President Bush's speech did have some eloquent, rhetorical flourishes [on screen: Bush saying, 'America looks to the day when the people of the Middle East will leave the desert of despotism for the fertile gardens of liberty']. From the desert of despotism to the fertile gardens of liberty? It's actually not that hard to get to. If you look on metaphorical MapQuest, you head down the Streets of Suffering, get on the Parkway of Progress, pass the Ranch of Righteousness merge onto the Freeway of Being Free, stop at the World's Biggest Ball of Hope, and stay the course, cross over Grand Funk Railroad, and look for the sign, 'Fertile Gardens.' Although, I have to say it's a little confusing, because there is also an Olive Garden around there as well. The trip is only 3.2 miles, and the estimated time of travel will be, what looks like, 1,300 years." --Jon Stewart

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